Bolmphgineering

What is Bolmphgineering?


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An area of engineering concerned exclusively with creating complex machinery or simple objects to produce or aid in the reception of sexual gratification.

Verb form - I saw a movie once where the main characters attemped to bolmphgineer condoms from plastic wrap. . .for some reason they ended up covering their entire bodies with the stuff and just looking really stupid. It looked more like they were getting ready for a Berlin Steamer.


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