What is Bolmphgineering?
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An area of engineering concerned exclusively with creating complex machinery or simple objects to produce or aid in the reception of sexual gratification.
Verb form - I saw a movie once where the main characters attemped to bolmphgineer condoms from plastic wrap. . .for some reason they ended up covering their entire bodies with the stuff and just looking really stupid. It looked more like they were getting ready for a
Berlin Steamer .
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a nasty rash that occurs when one wipes their ass in the wrong direction, smearing feces on their genitals.
My grandmother would always..
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Term to describe the action of a cat horking up a hairball or other similar vomitous activity.
"Is your cat having a siezure?"..
