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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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A little midget who skateboards. Likes to act crazy and get crunk.
Conner Luttig is wearing an oompa loompa costume...
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after sex when the female is asleep the maale pulls down his pants and jacks off as hard as he can thus createing an urban bullete in he..
