Bologna

What is Bologna?


1.

Once commonly used as the filling of a sandwich, this meat, partially comprised of filler and hoof, is today the hottest party accessory. Across the country, socialites blow between .5-1 gram of cocaine, then strip to their underwear, and cover themselves with bologna. They wear "meat masks" made of bologna with eye holes cut into them for optimal visibility. Some hot celebs who have been photographed having cocaine-fueled bologna parties: Eva Longoria, Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Ben: "Hey, we need three pounds of bologna...I have a couple spicgooks coming over for a coke-fueled meat party tonight!"

Tom: "Oh they're coming?! Holy Niggadick! I'll go pick up the bologna and an eight-ball!"

See coke, meat, lunchmeat, tom cruise, meat mask

2.

cheap substitute of lunch meat consisting of the flesh of dead old people taken from nursing homes.

Why is it called the Oscar Mayer Old Folks Home?

3.

Meaning bull shit. If someone is telling you something that sounds completely unbelievable or made up it is balogna.

You: i have a 13 inch cock!

Friend: That's bologna, i've seen your 3 incher!!!

4.

Lunch meat made from the other lunch meat that fell on the floor.

also see: Potted meat

See Nick

5.

Replacement word for the profanity "bullshit", used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws. Refers to lying or exagerating.

What a bunch of bologna. You don't believe that, do you?

See bologna, swing, dance, vintage, profanity

6.

lunch meat that isn't really meat

something smells like bologna in here

7.

a large chunky piece of meat used for slapping you in the chin

damn my bologna is all up on your goatee


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