What is Bologna Band Aid?
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The act of inserting one's erect penis into a friend's bullett wound to help stop the bleeding. Blowing one's wad while in the wound can act as a blood clotting agent (pleasure for you, first aid for them...everyone wins)
When my friend Hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, I was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. Forgetting the enormity of my manhood, I inadvertantly gave her an Angry Chewbacka in the process.
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Party real hard.
origin: Apu from "the Simpsons"
I'm gong to party like it's on sale for $19.99. (say it in your b..
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A penis that is exactly three inches long (while erect), no longer, no shorter. May also be spelled "3inchmonster" or "II..
