Bologna Queen

What is Bologna Queen?


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A female manikin that had been stolen and lined with Bologna that had been previously heated up in the micro-wave to "body temperature" or a "luke warm" status. This is done so that the manikin feels like a real woman upon fornication.

Friend one: "Hey man what are you going to do now? You totally got ditched by those girls. They were a for sure lay"

Friend two: "It's cool... I'll just round me up a Bologna Queen tonight and call it good. Sandwiches later?"

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