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When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.
I took two girls home ..
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A broken beer bottle, used by poor people as a weapon.
"My grandma once called a broken beer bottle a nigger knife. Come to think ..
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A phrase made up by the English government to justify the money they make from speed cameras.
Guy 1: Fuck me look at that guy driving 3..