Bolton Edit Meaning

1.

A Bolton is a predatory male, usually found on the east coast of Australia, but originating in the north of England. Boltons use charm and wit to lure unsuspecting females into their lairs before turning on them and discarding them with a combination of passive-aggressive techniques and the element of surprise. Sadly for most, a Bolton is generally not discovered until its too late...

This really nice guy keeps asking me out, he seems really interested in me...I bloody hope he's not a Bolton...

See chameleon, player, con-artist, jive turkey

2.

Bolton-Upon-Dearne Commonly referred to as Bolton Is a small village in Rotherham where you can find grown men wearing trackies and Gio Goi. It sits between Barnsley Inbreds and Doncaster Chavs, However it is an ok place Bolton is home to a small crew named 'Bolton Bad Boys' BBB Is basically the chavs of Bolton all uniting to cause trouble and disrupt the neighbourhood. They generally hang out in St Andrews Square or The Mansion Park where their constant drinking and disruptive behaviour has led to police swarming the streets on a night. Other stereotypes such as emo & goth do attempt to live here but constantly find themselves being verbally abused and laughed at, making their life a living hell. Bolton has also inherrited the 'Thurnscoe And Goldthorpe Crew' who knows why they cant just stay in their own villages. However their are some good points, there are alot of bus stops so you can just escape and the chavs only come out after 5 o'clock I have a suspicion that they get burnt by the sun Sometimes it can actually be a generally nice place to live ; )

Chav 1 : Eyupp pal, are you coming to ar' Friday Night Piss Up

Chav 2 : Yeah mate, you goin' darn Bolton

Chav 1: Yeah pal, dunt wanna stay at top end so we'll just go and hang darn there for a while

Chav 2 : Oreyyt

See bolton, upon, rotherham, barnsley, doncaster, chavs, bad, boys

3.

With reference to the inherent tragedy of Michael Bolton's musical compositions. Used as a metaphor for everyday misfortune.

eg: 1

'I lost my job today...'

'Sorry to hear that, it's so Bolton.'

See shit, shizer, carnage, bolderdash, jtb, risque

4.

Bolton (near Manchester) is a dirty, smelly, shit hole of a "multi cultural" town with a rubbish university and a council who don't give a crap about anything.

The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.

It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.

The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kayand shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.

Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"

Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".

Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".

See shithole, manchester, peter kay

5.

red nut- someone with red hair

Nicole Kidman is a bolton