What is Bolton?
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A Bolton is a predatory male, usually found on the east coast of Australia, but originating in the north of England. Boltons use charm and wit to lure unsuspecting females into their lairs before turning on them and discarding them with a combination of passive-aggressive techniques and the element of surprise. Sadly for most, a Bolton is generally not discovered until its too late...
This really nice guy keeps asking me out, he seems really interested in me...I bloody hope he's not a Bolton...
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Bolton-Upon-Dearne Commonly referred to as Bolton Is a small village in Rotherham where you can find grown men wearing trackies and Gio Goi. It sits between Barnsley
Chav 1 : Eyupp pal, are you coming to ar' Friday Night Piss Up
Chav 2 : Yeah mate, you goin' darn Bolton
Chav 1: Yeah pal, dunt wanna stay at top end so we'll just go and hang darn there for a while
Chav 2 : Oreyyt
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With reference to the inherent tragedy of Michael Bolton's musical compositions. Used as a metaphor for everyday misfortune.
eg: 1
'I lost my job today...'
'Sorry to hear that, it's so Bolton.'
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Bolton (near
The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers,
It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.
The only thing credible about the town is it produced
Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"
Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".
Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
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red nut- someone with red hair
Nicole Kidman is a bolton