Boltsky

What is Boltsky?


1.

A worse-than-normal open source evangelist who wants to destroy Microsoft and uses open source software so he can be labeled 'different'. It is suspected that if BSD had a 95% market share, he would immediately switch to Windows. Very egotistical and always extremely condescending, like many of his ilk.

<some guy> What's a good defragmenting program for XP?

<boltsky> use BSD newb, you dont need to defrag FFS fucktard

<neutraleyes> shut the fuck up boltsky, get diskeeper someguy

<neutraleyes> wow, a new opera release is out! I feign surprise for the purpose of this italicized example!

<boltsky> use firefox you fucking idiot, it's way better, i am a complete tool

<boltsky> wait, i just read that firefox has more than 2% market share

<boltsky> use lynx you fucking moron, graphics are for dicks

<boltsky> heil hitler

2.

What a faggot

Boltsky, the faggot, one day was sucking so much dick he swallowed a man

3.

nacho's devoted lover and admirer

boltsky am sex the nach

See nacho


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