What is Bolzenius?
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German clan native to Ohio, and Missouri. Typically average in physical ability and above average in intelligence and drinking abilities. Often socially inept Bolzenius families often only understand one another and thusly stay within a very close range of eachother.
All Bolzenii got so trashed they decided to keep their last name.
That Bolzenius family reunion got really messy really fast.
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