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When a man serves up his balls so fast and hard that the object of his passion poops her pants.
I gave her a Pampers Sampras last night..
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When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.
I was in the kitchen..
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When someone has a ton of acne above their upper lip, making it seem like they have a mustache made of acne. Is noticeable, but the acne..
