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a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark..
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The yellow opaque phlegm one coughs up, usually from the result of an infection. Can also come in the colors of green, brown, and gray...
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Beating your boyfriend's ass with a paddle until he loses control of his bowels, resulting in a shower of brown "treats"...