Bombay Slap Jack

What is Bombay Slap Jack?

1)Go out with mates for a curry

2)Go home to partner

3)take partner's top off

4)shit all over her chest

5)get a dirty shitty tit wank

Danny-Good weekend Jules?

Jules-very good thanks

Danny-what did you get up to?

Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!

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