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When a web site or service stops working because Barack Obama uses it and people flock to see.
"I couldn't get to my Flickr p..
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Food particles and other small unknown particals which are between keys on the keyboard.
Person 1: OMG, is that a cornflake in your key..
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A kick anus Firewall, that keeps the hackers away cos nobody wants hackers, eh gringo?
Hacker: Ha ha, I am going to hack you! Ha ha
Me..