Bond

What is Bond?


1.

To bond is to apply Gold Bond to one's testicles in an attempt to get the feeling of 1000 peppermint fairies dancing on your balls. Different varieties, strengths and combinations of Gold Bond can be used depending on the desired intensity.

Mark: Corey, man do you bond?

Corey: Heck yes I do. I like to start with the green bottle and finish off with the spray.

Mark: Wow you really know how to bond homie.

See gold, bond, good, balls, fairies, tingles

2.

Acronym for

Big

Ole

Nigga

Dick

Antonym for LOWD

Little

Ole

White

Dick

Man that guy has a huge BOND!

See lowd, big, dick, nigga, james

3.

A classical group of four sexy European girls that play electric violins, a viola and a cello--guess that's called a string quartet--but the hot thing about them is that they dont just play classical pieces but rock songs from Led Zeppelin, and salsa too for you Latins. check them out at bondmusic

-Yo this group is sick, who are they?

-Bond

-Oh look at this, this girl plays an electric cello.

-Dayum

4.

Synonym: superiority complex

1. An exaggerated feeling of being superior to others.

2. A psychological defense mechanism in which feelings of superiority counter or conceal feelings of inferiority.

That man is so Bond, he thinks he's the greatest in the world.

See superiority complex

5.

adj; synonym for cool or awesome

(You see something cool in a movie.)

"bond."

See bond, cool, awesome

6.

An adjective used to describe something that excites the speaker's emotions. A replacement for words like cool, awesome, and da bomb.

"Hey man, I heard that party you went to was Bond!"

"Yeah dude, it was rad. The chicks were so Bond, too."

7.

A hot, sexy European string quartet who play music other than classical. These girls play electric violins, viola and cello.

-yo have you heard Bond's new CD yet?

-ya!

-my favorite track is "Explosive"

-thats cool, mine's "Señorita"


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