Bond Your Boys Edit Meaning

1.

1. The act of applying Gold Bond powder to the nut sack thereby creating a cooling and refreshing sensation for the boys, the intensity of which determined by the color of the dispensing bottle: gold for gentle cooling; green for a minty fresh sensation; and blue to experience a 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys. 2. Also used as a generic term for the application of any nut powder to refresh the scrotal nether region.

Bond your boys to avoid a nut sack thigh weld and to experience the sensation of a thousand Greek goddesses gently blowing Altoid kisses lightly onto your nads.

See grundle dust, tussy powder, batwings, nut dust

2.

The act of applying a drying substance to the scrotum and taint(grundle) in order to prevent unnecessary moisture.

If you don't bond your boys, you'll get bat wings.

See grundle dust, gold bond, bat wings, grundle