What is Bondgoggles?
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When a guy imagines himself to be a suave, sophisticated man about town after a few drinks.
After drinking six Vesper Martinis and peeing in his rented tux, he had Bondgoggles so bad that he started to refer to his apartment as "the villa".
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A woman who is skinny, but has an enormous nose, which ruins the rest of her facial qualities.
Man 1: Dude, is that Sarah Jessica Parke..
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Someone who uses a different laundromat every time.
I wish my customers were more loyal. They all seem to be a bunch of philaunderers.
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