Bonding

What is Bonding?


1.

To apply Gold Bond Medicated Powder to the genitalia of the male, or female, body (generally male). Bonding leaves the user with a cooling sensation, a feeling of complete satisfaction as if the user has accomplished something of great magnitude, AND prevents chafing. Bonding with friends is a great way to spend any weekend night, and is a prerequisite to ANY action-filled night with the ladies. For best results (if male), "poof" onto hand and use a cupping motion around testicles and move your way up the rest of the genitalia. Bond no more than 3-4 times a day and APPLY GENEROUSLY. After all, what's the point of Bonding if you don't "FEEL THE BUZZ?!"

"Yo Tim, I don't know what you're doing tonight but there's a Bonding party at my house. We've got 3 bottles of Extra Strength Gold Bond (GB). Instant Message me if you're in!"

2.

To act or possess similar qualities as James Bond. James Bond is super smooth with double O status. Women want him and men want to be him, he is a true playa for real. This guy sleeps with at least 3 girls per movie, gets shot at a million times and doesn’t get hit. If you have some stuff, or do some stuff like James Bond, then you’re bonding.

"That guy gets all the girls - Bonding!", "Last night I took home a smokin hot girl back to my suit in the Bahamas - Bonding!", "I had a sex with four women last night - Bonding!", "I have a car with a missile launcher built in - Bonding!", "I run the streets - Bonding!"

See bonding, girls, women, 007, playa


36

Random Words:

1. A rare last name traced back to Norway, Usually associated with fishermen. That's Opdahl over there, He's some fishermen eh. ..
1. A person who is not only really stupid but also very mean. Stargirl, a idioticmeanyhead who is bad at math, and a bad friend. See stup..
1. A song or piece of music thought by its creator to be the archetypal romance tool, ergo, making its female listeners' vaginas wet. ..
Book Banner