What is Bone-dar?
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A sixth sense triggered by observation of 2 people's (often extra-marital or otherwise forbidden) affection toward one another; which strongly insinuates that they are BONING.
"Dude, i saw Pedro and Jen in the bar last night and the way they looked at each other totally set off my Bone-Dar."
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Loud, harsh, unflattering sounds, especially as produced by poor but overly enthusiastic (deaf?) musicians.
Said the singer to the guit..