What is Boner Alert?
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Massive erection forming.
Boner Alert! I've just seen her pokey nipples.
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2.
Massive erection forming or already formed
Her pokey nipples give me such a boner alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla.
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jerking off before a date when your sure your goin to get laid so you dont blow your load too soon during sex
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