Boner

What is Boner?


1.

an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on

that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole

See me

2.

erect penis

making out with his girlfriend gave him a boner

3.

1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.

2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.

"Dude, have Jessica sit on your lap so your mom doesn't see your boner!"

See woody, stiffy, hard-on, pitching a tent, secondary brain

4.

A slang term for an erect penis due to sexual stimulation. It is called so because the penis resembles a bone.

The man got a boner because he was looking at Playboy.

See Shoot Me Down

5.

1)an erect penis

2)what your boyfriend has when you are making out with him or just holding his hand

3)how big you wish your penis was all the time

1)"my penis was so fucking hard last night I had a major boner"

2)sally was making out with johnny and felt his boner poking her.

3)"Man I had a huge boner last night I wish my penis was that big all the time without all the blood in it," Johnny thought to himself.

See hard one, hard, erect, erection

6.

an erectile penis, often a sign of arousal

i sat on his lap and holy crap, he had a boner!

See hard on, wang, humper, packing

7.

when you get horny and here comes the erection

last night i was looking at porn and i got a boner


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