Boner Bender

What is Boner Bender?


1.

An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaffwas so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"

See bummer, fucked, depressed, quaff, value-wipe, durge, downer, drag, sucks, stupid, bum, bad scene


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