Boner Bruise

What is Boner Bruise?

The mark left on a girl's leg after a long night of dry humping.

Armando: What the hell is that on your leg?!

Manda: That's the boner bruise you gave me last night... asshole.

See boner, bruise, dry hump, hickey, your mom

Pants-crappingly

1. An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed..

Kink-resistant

1. Homophobic, anti-gay I thought about coming out to my parents, but they are so kink-resistant that they would disinherit me. See homop..

Indecline

1. someone who may know where you live 601 Fallowfield Avenue Apt. 16, Charleroi Pa 15022 See michael..

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