Boner Coma

What is Boner Coma?

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The phenomenon known to commonly occur in males, when the heart cannot support the pumping of blood to both the brain and the erect penis. This often times causes a "blackout" period, from which the male wakes up in the middle of coitus with someone he may have normally never considered.

I was sitting at home playin with my cock, next think you know, I'm on top of that fat bitch Tracy! Must have went into a goddamn boner coma, cause I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!

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