Boner Machine

What is Boner Machine?

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

See hard, wood, boner, stiffy, 69

Old Baldy

1. A derogatory term used to describe an older bald-headed man (i.e. a father, professor or boss) that is obstinate or settled in his way o..

Colostomizing

1. A terrible, yet funny situation. Chris: Dude I just sneezed vodka through my nose after I took a pull off the bottle Kevin: Damn dude,..

Zur

1. When texting "Yup" the 1st word that shows up is Zur. At least on my shitty phone. Girl: So you coming to my party? :) Boy: ..

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