Boner Pants

What is Boner Pants?


1.

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.

Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!

Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!

Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.

Jane - I like to punch babies.

See boner, pants, jack, jane, baby, babies, testicle, foreplay, masturbation, porn

2.

noun. Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.

Mom: Wow, Jimmy, looks like the new boner pants are doing their job!

Son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): Yes mom... uh, they sure are.

See boner, boner pants, jeans, strap, willy


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