Boner Phone

What is Boner Phone?

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.

Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?

See oral, scrotum, boner, balls

Skeetscarf

1. When a Guy runs around a Girl "Skeeting" on her Neck. Last night my husband gave me a Skeetscarf. See skeet, jizz, cock, sc..

Yogzula

1. The act of lying ones scrotum over a sleeping under aged girls eye sockets and working up a sweat as you ejaculate long distance aiming ..

Electric Valium

1. Television Set or Programs. Esp. of a mind numbing sort. e.g. soap operas/sits "Ah mate, I'm knackered! Still tense from wo..

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