What is Boner Shark?
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The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.
Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.
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