Boner Shield

What is Boner Shield?

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

See boner, erection, dick, woody

Hiking The Apps

1. To have an extramarital affair. See South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford. Bob: Oh shit, Mike's "Hiking the Apps" with Judy...

Not Even Gay

1. a saying used after seeing something that is obviously gay A: Hey did you see Jeff wipe the mayonnaise from Bills face? B: Yeah, thats..

Zoinked

1. Tired, sleep. came from "zapped" Man, I am zoinked. I ran 6 miles at practice See sleepy, tired, zapped, drowsy, awake, wire..

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