Boner Shield

What is Boner Shield?

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

See boner, erection, dick, woody

Up To Your Ass In Alligators

1. Deep in shit way over your head. See Wulf..

Stonerexia

1. A disorder only present among stoners, where they can only eat while high. Caused by the effects of THC on the mind. "Dude, do you..

Faster Than Walt Flanagan's Dog

1. Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's ..

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