Boner Smash

What is Boner Smash?


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verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?

What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.

ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"

*walks over to S-Petro*

"BONER SMASH!!!"

*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*

See ambiguity, boners, gayness, bizarre, ohio


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