Boner Texting

What is Boner Texting?

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The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)

Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.

See boner, beating off, texting, whacking off, jerking off, porn, jerking it
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