What is Boner Tuck?
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when you tuck your boner into your pants to avoid public indecency charges
the teacher called me up to the front of the class, but i had a boner so i had to perform a high-speed boner tuck to avoid being embarassed
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when you flip your erection up and tighten your belt to hold it close to your body in order to deter people from staring at your boner when you stand up
"dude, i was makin out with that girl but i had to hit the boner tuck when her mom walked in so she wouldnt see my wood"
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the epic fail way to end a marriage.
dood: dude, i heard she raked you over the coals in court
dude: ya dood, it was an epic divorce
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