Boner Tyme

What is Boner Tyme?

The time interval between when you awake in the morning and get in the shower.

Every morning when I wake up it is boner tyme.

See Moses

1. n. The period of time when you get a stiffy.

Look what time it is, it's boner tyme

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Residew

1. The remaining dust inside an empty container that previoulsy held contraband. Not shit, but still enough to get you Hemmed Upby the pi..

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