Boner-shrinker

What is Boner-shrinker?


1.

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.

1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".

2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".

3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.

4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"

See boner, hilary, clinton, hard-on, masturbate

2.

A phrase used by men to describe something or someone so ugly it "shrinks their boner" or immediately halts an erection.

"Awww man, I saw my grandma naked last night, total boner-shrinker."

See boner, erection, ugly, naked


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