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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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1. A grandmother with no self respect that is so ditry and disgusting that is willing to fuck anyone at anytime.
2. Any type of Granny ..
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The substance thats remains when someone farts and it's moist.
"Whew girl! You smell like hot booty grease!"
See hot, b..
