What is Bonfante Gardens?
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Hell on Earth. A place for old people and babies. The place where Lex Luther spent most of his childhood. The worst place to work ever. A meeting place for the some people that made 104.9 FM into a damn spansish station. Marilyn Manson's worst nightmare. Where the kids from the movie Heavyweight got fat. The gay, retard little brother of Great America.
A horticulture theme-park in Northern California. Michael Jackson's second favorite place on Earth next to Disneyland. The place where Seabiscuit died.
My friend killed himself after working at Bonfante Gardens.
My parents lit themselves on fire to avoid taking my bro to Bonfante Gardens.
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..
