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Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.
I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.
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A classy way to say you are..
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When u fart intentionally in front of a old person on a open fire until you get the old person on fire.
"AHHHHHHHH! WTF im dyin ca..