What is Bongos?
1.
(n) (Usually large) female breasts.
Man, check out the bongos on that
heet !
2.
A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)
Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
Charles: sure...
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...
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3.
The act of repeatingly hitting a broken computer or other electronic device that occasionally restores functionality for unknown reasons.
Person 1: my xbox got the red ring of death!
Person 2: try bongos! That always works!
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4.
a californian word that can be used to replace "bogus," but can also be used to replace "sic" (as in "cool") depending on the context.
"i can't believe in-n-out burger closed early today man... bongos dude"
"whoa man that wave was totally bongos dude! right on!"
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5.
Things that guys like to do puff-puffs with
can I play with your bongos?
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6.
when u wipe your hand with ur dick and balls n then put it someone mouth or facial area.
Ohh Mike i want a bongo, it makes me wet.
7.
The cops.
Yo, look out for the bongos.
