Bongtificate

What is Bongtificate?


1.

The act of talking at great length while holding a bong. Everyone else is staring at the speaker, which the speaker interprets as interest. In actuality, the audience is simply waiting patiently for the bong to be passed.

Sarah bongtificated about her shoelaces while we stared at her.

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