What is Bonified Retard?
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When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.
"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
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Like a normal backslap, only harder, and thus more painful.
"By the time this loads I could Korean Backslap her 5 times!"
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