What is Bonified Retard?
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When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.
"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
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that wad of one dollar bills you get in change or have in your wallet, often used to tip strippers.
Ed only had a twenty dollar bill to..