Bonified Retard

What is Bonified Retard?

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."

"Umm..Dell?"

(while mic is muted)

"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

See retard, tard, dumbass, dumbshit

Kazooing

1. The act of using a kazoo ... and Harris stood in the crowd kazooing at his fellow friend. See kazoo..

Giltaneous

1. nigga. random. spontaneous. Jordan's so giltaneous. See random, crazy, spontaneous, suprise, nigga..

1. Half. 5 is half of 10 I have ½ my brain missing..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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