Bonified Retard

What is Bonified Retard?

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."

"Umm..Dell?"

(while mic is muted)

"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

See retard, tard, dumbass, dumbshit

Eye Bogey

1. a green skanky substance developed over the course of ones sleep tom woke up and had big eye bogeys, which looked grim..

Zere

1. very, with an accent "My shoulders look zere weird in this picture." See very, weirdly..

Get The Monkey

1. the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were ..

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