Bonified Retard

What is Bonified Retard?

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."

"Umm..Dell?"

(while mic is muted)

"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

See retard, tard, dumbass, dumbshit

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