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To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up..
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The act of initiating and finishing a hand job in one, earth-shatteringly pleasurable pump. It cannot be completed more than once in an..
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little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.
ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.
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