Bonkered

What is Bonkered?

Drunk and pissed up on booze

We got totally bonkered!

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk

dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.

See cock slap, sack attack, dickslap, sack swipe

Geriatrocity

1. The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis. Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next..

Zip-smack

1. The act of unzipping ones pants and smacking somone across the face with a flacid or erect penis. Yo ass-hole if you don't shut th..

Zeller'd

1. to get beyond drunk, being beyond drunk are you gonna get zeller'd tonight? daaam, that fool is sraight up zeller'd! See dr..

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