Bonkered

What is Bonkered?

Drunk and pissed up on booze

We got totally bonkered!

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk

dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.

See cock slap, sack attack, dickslap, sack swipe

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