Bonnebell

What is Bonnebell?


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A cheap make-up brand that can be found in the back of every drugstore cosmetics aisle and all Limited Toostores. One of the first companies to market make-up to preteens and teenagers (though most teenage girls in the know consider it not to be "real" cosmetics) by utilizing bright packaging and tasty flavors. Their Lip Smackers lip balm was the first of its kind in 1973, and was the ubiquitous accessory of the day, hung on its nylon lariat around the necks of teenyboppergirls across America.

"I would be a great class president because I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonnebell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms."

--Summer from Napoleon Dynamite


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