Bonney Lake

What is Bonney Lake?


1.

At one time, it had only a gas station. Now, it is one of the fastest growing cities in Washington state. Bonney Lake is situated just 20 minutes NE of Tacoma, and an hour from the beautiful Mt. Rainier. Although the highschool students that reside here like to pretend to be white trash/hicks, most are actually middle class - upper middle class people since there are three lakes in the small town to buy choice property. Although Bonney Lake has almost nothing to offer except for a movie theatre, plenty of coffee joints, and an awesome sushi bar, it is still way better than neighboring towns Buckley and Sumner.

People from Bonney Lake really know how to "Get er' Done!"

See coffee, sushi, hicks, tacoma

2.

A small suburb of Seattle

Known for being a highway town

Filled to the brim with coffee places, gas stations and fast food resturaunts.

A place that shuts down at 9 PM promptly every night.

"Where do you live?"

"Bonney Lake"

"You mean that shithole that closes after dark?"

"That's the one"

See podunk, bfe, boondocks, hicktown, redneck, trailer trash, white trash, truckers

3.

Next in line to become South Hill.

In that awkward phase when people still remember it being small while getting annoyed at the new road construction and traffic.

I hope they build a mall in Bonney Lake soon.

See south hill, mall, washington, united states


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