Bonnie Fails

What is Bonnie Fails?

when a member of the female sex does:

-calls Sour Patch Kids, Sour Kids Patch

-fails at figuring out doors

-misspells her last name

"Ooo! I WANT SOUR KIDS PATCH!!"

"I'm Bonnie Cha."

often followed by: "Wow, Bonnie fails."

See bonnie, sour, kids, patch

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