Bono

What is Bono?


1.

Wannabe American, Irish narcissist, who reckons he has a God given right to preach at politicians about what's wrong with the world while hoarding his own obscene wealth where taxes can't touch him. Still peddles his bland, pompous, corporate music around the world, charging $100 a ticket so people can watch him disappear further up his own arse.

Bono is a smug, self-righteous, wanker.

See tosser, narcissist, prick, u2

2.

doesnt know the number 4 in spanish

Bono: "uno! dos! tres! catorce!"

3.

The vocalist and sometimes guitarist of the Irish rock group U2

Bono's real name is Paul David Hewson

See Shadow

4.

An annoying narcisist

Irish slang for cunt

It stank like a rank bono.

See bono, narcisist, cunt, irish, u2

5.

Bonehead more like. A talentlessdwarf irish schlock rock singer who's been releasing the same overblown pompous wankrock song over and over again since 1980. A man who's level of understanding of geopolitics is around GCSE level but who insists on lecturing us all on how to save the world. A prickwho goes on about 3rd world povertyall the time yet is strangely silent when it comes to really political issues like Iraq. In fact, worse than that, the little twatsucks around Tony Blair(the man responsible for hundreds of thousand of deaths in the middle east), has photo opportunities hugging the cunt and tells us all to vote for him! He even donates his crappy 'beautiful day' song for cunt Blair to use as his election theme. Oh yes Bonehead, I bet its a beautiful day in Iraq you fake little fuckwitted douchebag. In fact it gets worse, the horrible ugly sunglassed asswipe organises 'Live 8' with his arselicker-in-chief Bob Geldof to 'make poverty history' (I can really see that working - watching a bunch of over the hill has-beens flogging their latest album is really gonna make a difference to starving children in Africa) but really to drag up a bunch of his corpse mates from the 80's and flog a few albums. Then all the performers and their entourages who are all supposed to be doing this for charity (about 300 people altogether) get a £5000 goodie bag (containing Ipods, chanel perfume etc) to take home with them as a thank you! ( Laughable. You couldn't make this stuff up. He then makes it a condition of the gig that (because war criminal Blair is his mate) no performers are allowed to mention Iraq, Afghanistan or Bush and Blair. What a horrible, hypocritical little wanker. 'In the name of love' my fucking arse. In the name of money more like. Fuck off and die in Mortal Kombatstyle pain you smugtwat!

Bono? Isn't he that shortarsed little twat who's always lecturing us on how to save the world? The talentless, phoney, fuckwitted cunt.

See bonehead, talentless, dwarf, pompous, wanker, prick, tony blair, arselicker, phoney, fake, twat, hypocrite, ripoff

6.

Lead singer of U2. Some people would elaborate on this statement with a "Bono is an arrogant self righteous, big headed, smug arse- and he proves this by helping out third world countries..."

Hm...somehow that statement seems to be contradicting itself a little. Bono is a little lime light hogging at times sure, but he's a performer- obviously he'd be a pretty crap show man if he hated the attention.

Think about it- He is Bono- if he wanted ego gratification then he could just put on a spontaneous U2 concert and see how many people showed up and yelled themselves hoarse for him and the band. He does charity work because he actually cares about it- if he gets a heckalot of publicity for it than hm...I dont know...it might have something to do with him also being the front man of a huge rock band. Besides the publicity helps the charity. I'm sure the people whos lives have been saved due to Bonos work dont really care about his motives anyhow.

To people who have made a statement similar to "I hate Bono because of his ego boosting charity work." I pose the question- Have you done better?

Bono deserves the praise he gets for his work in third world countries.

7.

Self-righteous piece of shit.

My name's Bono. I'm a huge faggot.

See asshole, prick, irish, untalented, loser


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