Bonobo Handshake

What is Bonobo Handshake?

Humans shake hands to greet. Bonobos have sex. Bonobo handshaking- having sex.

Businessman one: We've got the usual meet and greet- shake hands and smile 'sincerely'.

Businessman two: when it comes to greeting her businesswoman in distance, I's give her a bonobo handshake!

See bonobo, handshake, businessman, greet, sex

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