Bonobo Hello

What is Bonobo Hello?

When a man masturbates into his hand, and after ejaculating he proceeds to slap the woman in the face with the hand covered in the ejaculate.

Man, stacy was totally passed out. I figured the best way to wake her up was a good ol' fashion Bonobo Hello.

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