**Bonsigh Tree**

What is Bon*sigh* Tree?

any plant given as a romantic gift during a relationship that subsequently ends in an unsatisfactory break-up

Friend: "Why don't you let that Ficus die already?"

Me: "It was a total bon*sigh* tree, and I can't let go."

See tree, plant, bonsai, relationship, romantic

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