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An amalgamation of the words quality & guarantee
Surface is quarenteed for 5 years under normal use
See quality, guarantee, promis..
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Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans
Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why..
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A phrase used to out your friend when he's only talking to a chick due to beer goggles.
Friend: "Dude, Greg called."
Gu..