Bonus

What is Bonus?


1.

When a person takes a shit and wiping is unnecessary(no shit present on toilet paper). Upon the completion of this the person must stand up and yell, BONUS!

When Chris found out he didn't have to wipe his shit, he stood up and proclaimed to the world, BONUS!

See antibonus, nirvana, happiness

2.

Used as an expression of happiness after an unexpected occurence

- John you just won the local lottery

- Bonus!!

See Jez

3.

One step above a boner; like a boner, but bigger.

Mack Wayne already had a boner, but when the stripper started rubbing her tits in his face, he got a bonus.

See boner, erection, bill o'reilly, shaft

4.

marijuana, reefer, etc.- a (can be unexpected) treat!

We came home from a night o drinking, and we lit up the bonus!

See weed, ganga, reefer, buddha, sensi, doobige, spliff

5.

An individual who has the personality traits of a sheep, whilst still managing to upset the friendship equillibrium in any peer group.

James's tyres will be deflated because he is such a bonus!

See Art Vandalay

6.

a person that everyone hates but still hangs around and takes shit from everyone. variations include 'bone', 'bone daddy' etc

bonus : 'hi guys'

normal ppl: 'get fucked bonus u are a queer cunt. why be such a bonus'

7.

An unwanted member of any group.

"Why does that kid sit with you guys?"

"Dunno, he's just Bonus ( or 'he's just a Bonus')."

See Diego


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