What is Bonus?
1.
When a person takes a shit and wiping is unnecessary(no shit present on toilet paper). Upon the completion of this the person must stand up and yell, BONUS!
When Chris found out he didn't have to wipe his shit, he stood up and proclaimed to the world, BONUS!
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2.
Used as an expression of happiness after an unexpected occurence
- John you just won the local lottery
- Bonus!!
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3.
One step above a boner; like a boner, but bigger.
Mack Wayne already had a boner, but when the stripper started rubbing her tits in his face, he got a bonus.
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4.
marijuana, reefer, etc.- a (can be unexpected) treat!
We came home from a night o drinking, and we lit up the bonus!
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5.
An individual who has the personality traits of a sheep, whilst still managing to upset the friendship equillibrium in any peer group.
James's tyres will be deflated because he is such a bonus!
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6.
a person that everyone hates but still hangs around and takes shit from everyone. variations include 'bone', 'bone daddy' etc
bonus : 'hi guys'
normal ppl: 'get fucked bonus u are a queer cunt. why be such a bonus'
7.
An unwanted member of any group.
"Why does that kid sit with you guys?"
"Dunno, he's just Bonus ( or 'he's just a Bonus')."
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